Mario: Oh man, I'm so full from eating Thanksgiving dinner!
Black Yoshi: Ooh folk, Mario, man! you wanna go Black Friday shopping with me, fo?
Wha- No, Black Yoshi, because your gonna ask me to buy you stuff.
No, I'm not, man. Everything's free on Black Friday! (Not Really Black Yoshi)
Wha- What are you talking about, Black Yoshi?
Yeah man, everything's free for black people On Black Friday.
Wha- No, Black Yoshi, that's not what that means.
Black Friday means things are discounted, not free.
Well maybe, it's discounted for you white people,
but for us black folks, everything free!
Wha- Black Yoshi, where you hear that... That doesn't make any sense! You just made that up!
No, I didn't, Mario, it-it's everything free for black people, because the white people apologize
for that slavery thing.
So we get everything for free on Black Friday.
Bla- Black Yoshi, that's not...
Okay, Black Yoshi. If everything's free on Black Friday,
then why are there prices? Why are there prices on this piece of paper?
Because it's for you white people who can read.
Wha- Black Yoshi, that doesn't make any sense!
Yes they do, folk! Don't you take this from me man,
it's the only other holiday I get besides, Martin Rufus King.
Martian Rufus (Luther) King?
Martian Rufus King
MARTIAN LUTHER KING?!
Yeah.
Black Yoshi, you stole stuff all the month of February,
because you said it was a free month. You get everything for free that month.
Yeah, Black History's Month.
Black Yoshi, if you go inside the store and say you're gonna get everything free on Black Friday
and try taking stuff, you're gonna get arrested.
No I won't, fo- it's free- it say Black Friday right there on the top of the paper.
BLACK YOSHI, THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS!
YES IT DO! Aight. I'm gonna get me some free stuff. I'll be right back.
Wha- Black Yo- no- uh- (sighs twice)
(Funky Electro-Mix Music)-(Best-Buy)
Aah! (blows raspberry)
Black Friday Sale! 'Bout to get me a PS4!
- Yeah, gimme one! Hehe!
Oh! gimme two, 'cause they free
'Bout to get a third one!
*Weird Noises*
I needs a controllers!
Rufus: Ayyy. Its Black Friday Ery'thang FREEE!
I KNOW!
Ayyy!
(warning alert)
AAAAAAH (blows raspberry) Got me some Black Friday Deals!
(Weird Noises) I can't believe I got all diss stuff, on Black Friday!
Police: Uh, Excuse me sir, did you pay for any of this stuff?
Um, no it Black Friday, everything free
th-that doesn't mean everythings free... Black Friday just means everything's at a discount
Well, maybe for you white people but im black, and on Black Friday, everythin free.
Sir, you stole all of this stuff.
No I didn't, it was free on Black Friday!
OK Sir, your coming with me, c'mon your under arrest. I ain't do nothin everythin wa- free
Oh man, I really hope Black Yoshi didn't just go steal stuff...
(Phone Rings) Huh-?, of course, of course he did.
Hello?
MARIO! The damn pigs arrested me for stealing folk!
STEALING BLACK YOSHI?! I TOLD YOU NOTHING WAS FREE ON BLACK FRIDAY, BLACK YOSHI! I TOLD YOU IT WAS DISCOUNTED! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?!
But Mario, It's Black Friday and everything was FREE!
No its not, Black Yoshi- what did you take?
Mario I took about, bout 2-3 TV's uhh- uhhhh uhh ahh ooh oooh 3 PlayStation 4's
THREE OF THEM?! BLACK YOSHI WHY, even if it was free why would you take three PS4's?
BECAUSE I NEED THEM FOLK! THEY WERE FREE, AND I NEEDED THE MAP PACKS! The map packs...
(I don't even bother writing this i can't even type all of this, its just Black Yoshi Whining )
Mario please come bail me out fo-, PLEASEEEE!!!
Bla- Black Yoshi, how much is your bail?
It's about $15,000.
FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLL- Black Yoshi I don't have $15,000, I can't bail you out.
But Mario, pleeeease, I didn't do nothing wrong, it was Black Friday and it was free!
Bla- Black Yoshi, le- le- let me call up a friend, and see what i can do, but i don't think I can get that money to bail you out.
HURRY UP FO- , I CAN'T BE IN HERE! (SIGHS) O-OK Black Yoshi imma- imma call a friend
(Doorbell Rings) Uhh hello?
Mr. Goodman: What do you want at 2:00 A.M, the Friday after Thanksgiving?
Mario: Uh, well, I hope I wasn't interupting you.
Goodman: Oh, you were.
Mario: Oh, well. What were you thankful for?
Goodman: What was I thankful for?
Huh,
I was thankful for my wife's big thick tits that I was grabbing when you called!
So whatever the hell this is, better be worth me giving that up to attend of this.
Mario: Uh well come on in and ill explain
Mario: Okay the reason why I called you is... uh... I need to borrow money.
Dx<
Mario: Are you okay?!
Goodman: NO!!!
YOU ASK ME FOR MONEY!!! D:<
Mario: Oh um um I'm sorry...
Goodman: Oh, how much money do you need?
Mario: Um... Fifteen thousand doll-
dafuq
Mario: Fifteen thousand d-d-dollars?
UGH!
Goodman: $15,000?
Mario: Yeah
Goodman: Hold on
Ask me that question again...
but this time...
Let me SQUEEZE my ball sack (dafuq)
So hard! (ugh)
That my eyes popped out of my head, and I looked shocked of you asking me for money. (Jeez)
Go ahead ask me again.
Mario: Uhh... c-c-ca
Goodman: Go ahead
Mario: C-Can I borrow...
Goodman: *Having s*x with an anime girl*
Mario: F-f-fifteen thousand dollars?
Shrek 2.0
*CRUNCH*
Goodman: DOH!
Goodman: UGH!!! Do you hear that crunch?! (I'm eating Cheetos, that's why)
Mario: Yeah?
Mr. Goodman: That was you making me turn 2 balls (Toy balls) into 28 balls.
(THEME PLAYS) Woo! Oh, man, I'm tired.
Uh, Hey, Chef Pee Pee,
Uh, what are you doing? Oh, hey, hey Mario.
just cleaning up the kitchen from thanks-
giving. Man it was a mess!
but at least I don't have to cook for a whole week
(LAUGHING) PYSCH, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER Yeah...Yeah, well
actually about that. I
was wondering if you could possibly cook a whole
another thanksgiving dinner. (BLEEP)?! (XD NICE JOB LOGAN)
N*GGA THE F*CK
So, So you won't do it? What, what? No!
I won't do that, man What the (BLEEP)?! Ha, uh, I'm tired!!
Hey, Daddy. Look.
I drew a picture of a moose.
Jeff, that's not a moose. That's a turkey.
-Oh. -I need a turkey tonight.
I just don't know where I'm gonna find one.
Doodle-doodle turkey-fart.
(CLUCKING) (GASPING)
Oh, my god, Jeffy!
Hey, Mr. Moose. What doing?
Jeffy, how'd you get a turkey up here? How'd that happen?
I don't even know.
Here you go, Daddy. Here's a knife.
Alright. Thanks, Jeffy.
What are you gonna do to Mr. Moose?
OH MOOSE FUCK
Uh, I'm gonna play tag with him, Jeffy.
What's Tag?
(SPLAT)
Okay.
Oh, hey, Mr. Butterfly Caterpillar. What doing?
You better not come to Mr. Moose, or I'll have to ''(BLEEP) you up."
Don't do it! x3
(He did it) OH F**K YOU DID IT.
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
DON'T GO NEAR MR. MOOSE! x2
BAD CAT! x2
BAM x9
You better run away, Mr. Caterpillar.
All right, I got Mashed Potato and I got everything else.
All right, Jeff, so I need is the...
(SCREAMING LOUDLY)
Jeffy, what happened to the turkey!!?!!
Daddy, the Caterpillar flew on it.
DIE!!
There we go, daddy! All better! YOUR AN IDIOT! x3
Alright. Here's your big Thanksgiving dinner.
Mario, this is
just so...
fucking awful!
Wait. What?
This is disgusting, Mario! What the hell is this?
This is your big Thanksgiving dinner.
That's your turkey.
With Cheerios on it?
Yeah. My son thought that would be a nice touch.
Uh-huh. Sure. Yeah.
Okay. What is this, griss? No, that's mashed potatoes.
Yeah. Mashed potatoes.
What is that, cat throw-up?
Oh, no. That's stuffing.
Uh-huh. Sure.
Plus [?].
Oh, no.
That was the question.
No, that's cranberry sauce.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
And what the hell is this?
Oh. That's a marshmallows surprise.
Marshmallows surprise?
What's the surprise? That it's editable?
wh .. I mean I haven't tried it but ...
Mario this is terrible!
The whole thing! Shitty!
Wha, you don't like it?
HELL NO I DON'T LIKE IT!
Wha! so you're not going to give me the money?*panicking*
NO!!
Not with a goddamn green crayon in my gravy!
*gasps* how did that get there??!?
That's the big fucking question we all want to know, Mario:
"How did the goddamn green crayon
get in my fucking gravy?"
My son ... Must've accidentally put it in there ... I'm sorry I can make it again.
No, you won't make it again!
This is... shitty, Mario!
I really need the money!
And I really needed my balls to not get hit with a hammer!
I didn't hit your balls with a hammer. (wtf?)
Aw, come on... (grunting)
Mario..
My balls...
Are now smaller...
Than the dust particles on this damn turkey.
Wha... Have a nice day.
Nonononononono!
I did all this, for... I really needed the money!
(doorbell rings)
Hello?
Hey, Mario man! I'm out of jail!
WHAT?! HOW?
They said, "I ain't do nothing wrong," and they let me go, folk. So let me inside!
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?
Yeah folk! They said I ain't do nothing wrong because it was free on Black Friday!
So let me inside, folk!
Uh, OK... That doesn't make any sense. but OK.
Alright, Black Yoshi. So explain to me really quick because I'm confused.
They just let you free?
Yeah folk! They said, I ain't do nothing wrong!
It's kind of like how you are not supposed to be white after Labor Day.
Well, Black Yoshi that doesn't make any sense. Black Yoshi, I don't-
They wouldn't just let you free.
You stole so much stuff.
But I ain't stealing folk. Because it was Black Friday!
Uh, OK... I guess... let's just watch the TV and forget all of this.
(Breaking News)
Breaking News! An inmate has just escaped from prison! He's a man that likes to steal things on Black Friday because he thinks their free! This is his mugshot! If you have an information on this man, please call us immediately!
Hey Mario, that's ain't me folk. That's my cousin Doo-Doo Ass.
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